mightier:

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(Doodle.)  I am so into Fukurodani’s setter, damn.

saramountain:

Going to respond to all criticism with “I’m Kanye West, that doesn’t make any sense.”

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Dylan O’Brien, Thomas Brodie-Sangster & Blake Cooper in The Maze Runner
Dylan O’Brien, Thomas Brodie-Sangster & Blake Cooper in The Maze Runner

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unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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  • Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
  • Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
  • --
  • Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
  • Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
  • Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
  • Juliet: That was dumb of you
  • --
  • Romeo: We should get married right now
  • Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
  • Romeo: Like tomorrow?
  • Juliet: Sure, fine.
  • --
  • Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
  • Romeo: Right.
  • Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
  • --
  • Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
  • Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
  • Juliet: For fucks sake.

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sweetie-ivy:

girls don’t want boys, girls want haikyuu season two

youhavebeentraceyd:

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because its starts off all exciting because we finally get a proper scene with one of Karasuno’s main opponents: Ushijima Wakatoshi!!! like omg much excitement.

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Yachi’s face basically summed my feelings when starting this chapter

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in this moment we know that Karasuno is on his radar. He knows that they have a unique style.
….and also karasuno has a rep now, hell yeah.

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Even if they are on his radar, Ushi isn’t worried or intimidated. And he makes sure they know it. “We never weaken” like geez man, way to set the foreboding mood.

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oh shit, he’s challenging them. Acting all cool and shit. He’s probably thinking “I bet they’re not up to it.”

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but naw man, kageyama and hinata- being their usual over competitive selves- are up to the challenge. Ushi is basically going “wat?”

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And Yachi, is still me. They’ve been building up Ushijima’s character throughout the manga that I was expecting this ultra powerful speedy-gonzalez , and what happens next?

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oh shit! Kageyama and Hinata can keep up! Hell Yeah! Kageyama even notes to himself- that he’s not going sonic fast. And then there’s hinata, just completely turning into a hyperactive puppy. so presh. 
And then Ushijima, is also surprised by the situation, because they can keep up with him. So the situation is either: Ushijima’s fast running pace is not that big of deal because they can keep up OR Ushijima’s fast running pace is a huge deal and its actually seriously impressive that they are keeping up.

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and can we just appreciate this shot. fucking dorks.
kageyama and hinata are seriously messing up Ushi’s cool vibes (i love it)

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I don’t even think I need to say whats so great about these two moments that happened right after the other.

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So here comes Ushi, acting cool again. I bet he saw them looking around, and only come out to greet them with this arrogant line only after he caught his breath back from running. to make him look even cooler.

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ok ok they’ve joked around enough, its time for this chapter to get serious again. 

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haha nope nevermind. Hinata keeping it real, as usual.

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mmhmm dat metaphor. I bet he’s the type of guy who stays up late to write poetry.

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He considers Aobajousai weak? shiiit. That sounds like a slap in the face for Hinata

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GOD DAMMIT HINATA, WHEN YOU GET SERIOUS, I GET ALL EXCITED. LOOK AT THAT FACE. USHIJIMA YOU DON FUCKED UP. 
And what Hinata said, adding onto Ushi’s metaphor, like daaamn son- he knows when he’s being belittled, or being seen as something less than what he his. And look at Ushijima’s face- he looks intimidated. He was like “wtf is with your face, stop that, you’re giving me the creeps”

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ooooo looks we’re gonna see some Ushijima badassery. Let’s see what all this fuss about, with him being the “strongest”…

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OH NEVER FUCKING MIND, ITS TIME FOR SOME HINATA EPIC .BADASSERY! HELL FUCKING YEAH!

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YOU JUST GOT OWNED MOTHERFUCKER!

LOOK AT THEM. HINATA’S FACE: YOU WANNA FUCKING GO
AND USHIJIMA: WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT’S GOING ON?! WHO IS THIS GUY!?!?!?

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and in this moment- I swear, I was Kageyama.
"hehehe fuck yiss look at ma bf go"

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fuck yes. just yes. yes to keeping with the metaphor, taking it as your own, and using it against Ushijima. just ugh YES TO METAPHORS BEING USED TO PROVIDE STRENGTH AND HOPE.

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as they walk off, “Boss-Ass Bitch” starts playing in the background.
Joking aside, this is my favourite part. Ushijima starts listing off all the things that he got from his first meeting with Hinata and Kageyama. All these awesome things. These traits are necessary to win in volleyball…

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hell yes! the first smile he’s made. Its looks crazy as fuck, but its still an expression of what he is feeling. He reminds me of Aomine Daiki in the moment. He is beside himself with joy, over the fact that there are more strong opponents to crush out there. He’s fucking excited. But someone else perfectly described his expression here. He’s…

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BLOOD THIRSTY AND DICK HARD (X)

and the absolute icing on the cake of this amazing chapter- is of course the appearance of Buddha!Tanaka
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precious senpai

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS

NO

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La belle et la bête (2014)

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